Hi kids! It's the Captain Happy show, starring me Captain Happy!
Let me get out my magic mirror. I see Bobby! I see Suzy! I see Billy!

Fuck!

Filled with joy this time of season
I'm always happy for no reason.
The big red sun shining down on me.
The sweet little birds sing a melody.
I love to run up to the hills and tippy-toe through the daffodils.
Mr. Butterfly will you be my friend? Let me catch you in my little net!

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy, their so happy, their so happy are you happy too?
I'm so happy, their so happy won't you like to be happy too?
He's so happy. She's so happy. He's so happy are you happy too?
I'm so happy their so happy won't you like to be happy too?

Fuck!

Dandelions are in the air, great big flowers are everywhere.
I love to pick them everyday, arrange and put them on display.
I whirl, I slip, I jump on a branch.
My little feet, they begin to dance.
Happily sitting in a tree, a friendly owl he, hoots at me.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

Let's go!

I'm so happy, their so happy, their so happy are you happy too?
I'm so happy, their so happy won't you like to be happy too?
He's so happy. She's so happy. He's so happy are you happy too?
I'm so happy their so happy won't you like to be happy too?

Fuck!

Graceful floating lady bug, grandpa gives me great big hug.
Little children, great big smiles, as I skip for miles and miles.
Grandma knits me a great big sweater. My little life can't get no better.
Life's so happy and full of joy. . .

I'm lying, it really sucks.

I'm so happy (I'm so very happy). I'm so happy (I really am).
I'm so happy (so very, very happy). I'm so happy. I'm so happy (so happy). I'm so happy.