(Gary L. Yoder & G.R. Grelecki)
I got a hole in my pants!
You do, you got yourself a hole!
Heh, shecka-shecka-shecka-shecka
Got a wolfman sandwich

Woof!
Wolfman Jack!

OH! Alright
Sandwich
OW! Sandwich
Whoa, Sandwich
Over here, alright, c'mon now
Sandwich, c'mon baby
Let's make a sandwich baby
Sandwich
With butter baby
Pick it up

(C'mon baby, alright, c'mon baby, sandwich baby, sandwich mama, C'mon now yeah.)

C'mon, C'mon, Yeah
Ain't nothing but a sandwich
C'mon gimme a sandwich
Gimme a sandwich
Along three dollars, I got three dollars
Sandwich, get some mayonnaise baby
Make a cold sandwich
Make a cold sandwich
Oh honey, sandwich
C'mon gimme a sandwich.

Let's make a sandwich!
Alright, alright
A salami sandwich with a hard roll
Don't try to mess around.

(C'mon, here and there, yeah,
c'mon gimme a sandwich, sandwich,
sandwich, upside down,
I'm not kidding girl,
sandwich, sandcake, hey.)