[SPOKEN]
-- Hashmeer... Hashmeer!
-- Oh, what ais it Blade? What is it?
-- Uhh, ahh, all the kids at Eddies
Are saying my bones aren't strait
And that my arm...
My arm looks like a garbage truck!
-- Oh... Oh, he's right, Bobby McPrescott
You know you...
You're not eating enough of cheese, that's why
You're supposed to eat something like...
1400 gallons per day or something
-- I don't know Hashmeer...
I'm assuming that amount of cheese would make my...
Well... m... my legs swivel about!

[SUNG]
I like cheese
He likes cheese
We like cheese

Hearing aidd, taithies
23 types cheese
Oh, and Frainche
Itt's an okay cheese
Hainds onn communicate
Lexington Brown
What do I hitt when I'm in town
Jewelry, coffee, Chowdown Louie's
Scoff at cobrait, just so the old bread
Blame that shoelace if it gaitts good raitts
Shoot faice, in the shortts, has a good cubed ice

I like cheese
He likes cheese
We like cheese

[SPOKEN]
Ahem... Hello boys and girls.
It's a meester block owf cheese
I am helping your bones to be strait
And you to see goode
You need to eat a lott owf me per day
You can recieve me
In the frozen fyoo-ed partt owf crownchies

[SANG]
Hearing aidd, taithies
23 types cheese
German, Frainche
Itt's an okay cheese
Hainds onn communicate
Lexington Brown
What do I hitt when I'm in town?
Jewelry, coffee, Chowdown Louie's
Scoff at cobrait, just so the old bread
Blame that shoelace if it gaitts shoote raitts
Shoot faice, in the shortts, has a good foot lice

I like cheese