Come see the puppets, come see the show
pretty girls all in a row
come see the puppets, come see the show
strong men with the tales of woe

me and you
you and me
one plus one can be such fun
me and you
you and me
two and two
what could we do
me and you
you and me

bring all your friends, they all want to know
how to dance and to say "no"
don't miss this chance to peak at our show
we fly high and we fly low

me and you
you and me
three and three
what would we beme and you
you and me
four and four
you can't take much more
me and you
you and me

OK, let go
let's go through the various situations
the various combinations
of romance, love and marriage:
male plus female
female plus male
but, my, how sex intrudes
girls in pink, boys in blue
sex intrudes, too many rules
too many fools following too many rules
so let us go further
let us now try:
female plus female
male loving male
female plus female plus female plus female
male plus male plus male plus male
female plus male
male plus female
female plus female plus female plus female

me and you
oh, you and me
sex that's free
me and you
oh, you and me
don't you know that there'll always be
me and you
oh, you and me

then there's always more