Well hello, my name is Captain Symmetry, and I would like to welcome you to my party. To the left, a door with 70 snakes in it, to the right, well...

Please help me cut my baby's cut hand.

This ship is armored with golden boys, girls and queens.
Let the saliva drip from all walls and all ceilings,
and you will notice slight decay
in the mermaids lying on the sea.

BANG BANG, (the noise sounding from the door)
BANG BANG, (the noise of the captain shooting)
BANG BANG, (the child is no more)
BANG BANG, (now you're the bitch lying on the deck)

Captain, we have a warrant for your arrest.
Shows the captain being carried away,
pans to the bloodied carcass of the child
who was once filled with excitement