Hey little girl
Do you want to know a secret?
Cause I know one
And it is so good to hear it

Did you want to know what it shwas?
All right I'll tell you what it shwas.
I know... how to count...
All de way to shfifty five
And I can tell you how to do it
Faster than you can say poopty pewpty pants
You ready to hear it baby?
All right
Shone
Two
Two and half
Sheven
Shfourteen-teen
Shwenty one
Shwenty Seven half
Shwenty seven
Thirty seven
What you say?
Shiggity Shuave
Shfifty five
Shiggity shuave
Shfifty five
Shiggity shiggity shififty five
Girls friends age, shfifty fifve
My IQ, shfifty five
You must pay, 5+5 is fifty fifty fifty
Shfifty five
Shiggity shiggity shfifty five
Come on girl when you add 5 plus 5
Come on girl, fifty-five, do a fifty five.
Come on girl, come on girl, shake that pussy wax
Fifty-five, fifty-five, fifty-five lets do that brand new sex.
(Repeat Shifty-sifve x10)
Shifty-fucking-five.