Uh!

There's a stinking beast in the front seat

Huge bellied smudged with grease
Hair growing out between the teeth
Simultaneously belching and breaking wind

ROCKER TRUCKER
That's what I am
MEAN MOTHERFUCKER
I am the man

There's a hitcher beside the road sign
Pretty baby, nice butt, big tits
Fuck or walk it's for you to decide
You're gonna get it, it's big but it fits

RIDE, DRIVE, NICE TRY
I'm a rolling thunder in the fast lane
NICE TRY, YOU DIE!
With my hands on the wheel I'm insane