Seguro que han o?o que yo soy educado,
Soy un caballerito, un chico bien portado
Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido
Yo no s?qui? ha mentido
I don't drink or smoke, ain't into dope,
Won't try no coke, you ask me how do I do when I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, yo me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
A ver, un, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci? ah?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie?
Take a piece of your pie and say bye,
Or be honest and rub your thighs?

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Hah, they're going to love my appearance!

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo "Hola!" Pero no me para bola
Qu?se ha cre?o vieja chola!

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo hambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted se?r? Why is your chin on the floor?
Cierre la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If I try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la ma?na
Su hija esta en buenas manos