Fool of the school being ignored by Luciëlla
I'm crazy, so they say
Being cool at the pool; it's me & my gitarra
I am passé
Okay

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
And hey! That is why I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
Lion head-dress, make-up like Cleopatra
I'm out of vogue, okay
Zionite stress, make's me feel I'm Musica
I'm a Big Joke
Okay
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
And hey! That is why I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
It's me, I step in the scene, the lyrical human being
Hey Valens, you thought you was cool man, you
must have been having a dream
'Cause I'm the only one who is crashin' & hashin' & smashin'
And rippin' & flippin' the mike 'cause Clarkson, you're too old-fashioned
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
'Cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it
Old-fashioned solo
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay