Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once

I am one of those
melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself
The creeps
Sometimes my mind plays
Tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze
My dreams
She says
it's lack of se
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
She said
My life's bore
And quit
My whining
'Cause it's bringing her down

Grasping to control
So you better hold on