"Hello nah, nah
She don't live here man
I thought I told you
I think you need
To step off all right"

Moved into my apartment
At the university
The only one
That lives here is me
So why the phone
Ring all day long?
I got no friends
Except Mike and
He's gone for the summer
And I just want
Some peace and quiet
Come to my room and
It's a telephone riot
Ring-aling-aling
Everytime I take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat
Can't breathe, can't b****
I can't get my work done
'Cause people keep callin'
With the same damn question
"Hello is Shaniqua there?"
"Nah Shaniqua
Moved out last year
I think you have
The wrong number
This is Little T"
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
"Man can't you just leave me alone
This ain't Shaniqua's house
This ain't her phone
And don't call back again
'Cause if you do
You know the answer man"

COHRUS:
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
Hell no
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Shaniqua don't live
Here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and
Where she lives
Is she a hothead
With too many zits
A movie star
With inflatable tits?
Does she take the train
Or drive in a car?
Work in an office
Or down at the bar?
How the hell
Should I know?
She could be a bino
For all I care
"Hello is Shaniqua there?"
"Yes she is but
She can't talk now
She's busy milking
Our purple cow and
Talkin' to the Easter Bunny
"Man you think you're funny"
Shut up Beavis
I told you six times before

Repeat chorus

Check my machine on Friday
There were 22 messages
Man I can't win at this one
Said this here's for
The kid livin' with Shaniqua
You want that trick
You can keep her
Will this ever cease
So I can get some sleep?
Shaniqua moved out
Leave your message
At the beep
Shaniqua I love you
Call me

Repeat chorus