I couldn't sleep
I took a Sominex
But voices in my head kept saying
Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour

I drank some tea
But gee the feeling wasn't gone
Seymour, sweetheart
Tell me, darling
What's been going on?

Hey little lady, hello
You're lookin' cute as can be
You're lookin' mighty sweet
No, it ain't Seymour-it's me!
Your friendly Audrey Two
This plant is talking to you

Come on and give me a drink
Hey, little lady, be nice
Sure do, I'll drink it straight
Don't need no glass or no ice
Don't need no twist of lime
And now it's suppertime!