I don't wanna hear your shit, don't wanna see your face
Cause when it comes to dinking beer, don't you get on my case
Heinekin is skunk piss dude, and Miller sucks so bad

I'm Joe Queer, I've tried em all, I've spilled more than you had alright

Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink Bud

Ben Weasel don't know a thing, Rancid don't even drink
Even little Vapid's on the wagon, don't it stink?
People in Chicago always brag about Old Style
Before I drink that swill again, it's gonna be a while alright

Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink Bud