shave it off! well i see too many of them walking around dirt on their face no hair to be found well they walk in malls and they walk in packs dirt on their lip and we can't have that, smoke look rough, look bad, look mean this media-tough kid only about 13 where the hell is mom, where the hell is pop get a razor blade this has gotta stop {dirt lip shave it off dirt lip it's gotta stop dirt lip just wait five years it's not a mustache, it's not a beard} when i was a headbanger i got beat up five dirt lips yeah that was enough well i guess by now my mind's gone wack my friends say man you just gotta relax,

soap helps dirt helps you keep clean to end dirt lips is now my dream if you see one walk by well just give 'em a smack i'll shave their lips and i'll shave their back {chorus} well i always wonder if they see it at all if they comb or groom it or just think it's bald, cause the hair on your lip is like the hair on my arm it's like the hair on a mole, so don't act so alarmed dirt lips taken all size and shape they can start at 9 and cover any age burn it, bleach it, nair it or just masking tape, just get rid of it all it's not too late {chorus}