"Did you say you're going my way?"
Said the Doctor in a sly way
Pull the shade draw the blind
Do you think he has a dirty mind?

"Your prescription needs refilling"
And the patient's always willing

Pull the shade draw the blind
'Cause no one has to find
What happens in the night
He keeps them out of sight
Until the other lights
Go out

CHORUS
Please say goodnight (to Dr. Noble)
Please say goodnight (such a silly question)
Say please tonight (don't be bloody awful!)
Please say goodnight (ridiculous suggestion!)
Don't be afraid (of Dr. Noble)
Don't be alone with the Doctor...
Ouch!

Social institution
To the local population
Pull the shade draw the blind
You'll never guess what you're gonna find!

Member of the federation
With a solid reputation

Pull the shade draw the blind
And no one ever minds
'Cause no one ever knows
Just where the Dr. goes...
He's not where he's supposed to be

CHORUS
Please say goodnight (to Dr. Noble)
Please say goodnight (such a silly question)
Say please tonight (don't be bloody awful!)
Please say goodnight (ridiculous suggestion!)
Don't be afraid (of Dr. Noble)
Don't be alone with the Doctor...
Ouch!