You're a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really loud and you're really fast
You're hung soo proud butâ'‚¬¦will ya last?

You think when they made you they broke the mold
You're like everybody else you gotta be told
I know that you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're so pretty you look like a girl!
You think you own the whole wide world
You could never own me, slick motha fucka
You're a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya!
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really dumb and you're really fat
I guess no one ever really told you that!
I know in this town you think you're a rock star
Go to New York my friend you'll never get far
I know you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise