I think I love you
They think I'm desperate
Give me the ring
C'mon let's prove it

Let's get married
And ride away
Let's get married
And rot away

Torture the bridesmaids
Make them wear lime green
Lie to the pastor
Promise forever

Let's get married
And rot away
Let's get married
And rot away

I'm almost thirty
When are you gonna give me a baby?
Let's get a doggie
And tie it to a chain

Fight over TV
My headache grows
I'll show you sides of me
You'd never want to know

Fight over dinner
Put on weight
If you change your sweatpants
I'll shave my legs