She called me late last night
To say she loved me so
It don't matter anymore
See she never cared
And she never will
I do all I can
I guess I'll just have to wait til then

If I get drunk
Well I'll pass out on the floor baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin'
Well you know you're my friend
And I say I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer

She called me late last night
To say she loved me so
I guess you changed your mind
Well I should've known
It wouldn't be alright
Cause I can't live without her
So I won't even try

If I get drunk
Well I'll pass out on the floor baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin'
Well you know you're my friend
And I say I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer

Maybe someday I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven
Maybe this is hell
She said she'd do it all again
She promised not to tell

If I get drunk
Well I'll pass out on the floor baby
You won't bother me no more
She said it's okay Cory
Cause you know we'll be good friends
And I say I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer