Everyone gather round now
sing us a song
just incase, by tomorrow
it happens - he's gone

For two weeks and seven days
our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
we might never see Steven again

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But we thought he was gone
but he's come back again
last week it was funny
and now the joke's wearing thin
'Cause everyone knows now
that every night now will be Steven's... last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
except for Tamara Easter
who later revealed to him
her inner most secrets
Won us over with stories
about Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
for saying he couldn't love a
woman with cellulite

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We were talking 'bout something,
seems like twas funny
and then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad
But we felt very strange in the moment
then the moment was past
and forgotten about

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