Urban culture's pretty dumb
Suburban culture's pretty dumb
That feeling of incomprehension that you may feel
Is there a reason yeah

So love it or leave it
I do both all the time
It's so hard to bear and it's sad to be witnessing
De-evolution, yeah

I'm not too proud of anything
So stop your nationalistic tendencies Oh Yeah!
OK now here's a plan
Show junior more love
Maybe he won't grow up to be a big thug
And kill me for my car, yeah

Make them realize
How awful it can be
When one day you find that your life is resembling
A made for TV movie, yeah

I'm not too proud of anything
So stop this behavioural profile
Of killing others
It's not that hard to be a jerk
It's not that hard to be so lame
When you're an asshole