Well your armies never showed up
Well your fanbase must have got stuck in the mud
When it comes to popularity
You win hands down
More power, staying power
I'm around, I'm around

Well your houseguest has woke up
Well your likeness has been all broken up
When it comes to popularity
You win hands down
More power, staying power
I'm around, I'm around

Well your sand dunes won't stand up
Fingered circles have all turned into mud
When it comes to sand sculpture
You win hands down
More power, staying power
I'm around, I'm around