I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee, when a thought popped into my brain.
If all of us hate high school so much, why was nothing ever changed? (Ahh!)
So I called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot, we got a private institution in the name of punk rock.
We got the government funding, and our own private road, and 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy.

Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running mountains.
We fired the guy from Bad Religion cause he sold punk rock out and,
We'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of their fleas,
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy.

At the punk rock academy,
Where all the students,
They're diagnosed with ADD.
Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.
Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.

We will import a token jock and we will kick his token ass!
And there will never ever be a physical education class!
Think about it you'll agree, it's the bizzity bizzity bomb,
maybe we can get Assuck to play the senior prom!

I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school, that I attended the punk rock academy,
and no one made fun of me.

-Thank you Philadelphia!