I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon, nyeh,
Something isn't right there

I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin
And we're all stuck iside his wacky Broadway nightmare

I've got a theory we should work this out
It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Whih is ridiculous
Cuz witches they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I'll be over here

I've got a theory
It could be bunnies

Ive got a-

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They've got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets

Iv'e got a theory we should work this fast
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed

I've got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocolypse, we've all been there
The same old trips, why should we care?
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Hey, I've died twice
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face
Except for bunnies