come now sing with me, proper crimbo
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo (wibble)
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo
so exciting you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo

on the 7th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
a bag of gwim fork, proper bo ill tell thee,
share tour trainers, and a beady hat,
a new set of tevas, all shiny and black,
i didnt sleep that night for santa to come,
i wet the bed, thats what i had done,
cause christmas time is the place to be,
i always wake up in a puddle of wee,

with a ho ho ho, and a silent night,
a little chipolata, ill be feeling alright,
turkeys on the table as big as a cow,
well celebrate crimbo ill tell thee how,
retour

come now sing with me, proper crimbo (selecta)
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo (selecta)
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo (selecta)
so exciting you might wee, proper crimbo

(uuurrr)
ho ho ho

im a bad mo fo, im with the chow but two by two,
they closed the shop, so i can buy for you,
see be for you, and you want to buy,
watch out santa, cause here i come,
cause i sleep on the floor,never ever on the bed,
thats santa stuff all in your head,
its me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
got gifts for you, what you got for me,
sharmone, sharmone, sharmone, sharmone,
sharmone chick chick come on, i said bo,
and she can move real something,
sharmone chick chick come on (thats right)

como now sing with me, proper crimbo, (selecta)
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo (selecta)
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo (selecta)
so exciting you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo,

ay up
wheres that band gone? come on kids help us out,
sing with me (proper crimbo)
check it out (proper crimbo)
can i get a rewind (proper crimbo)
thats very good (proper crimbo, proper crimbo, proper crimbo)

come on now lets get it together, you aswell kez,
sing with me,
come now sing with me, proper crimbo,
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo,
so exciting you might wee, proper crimbo,
proper crimbo, proper crimbo, can i get a dj,

come now sing with me, proper crimbo,(sing with me)
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo,
so exciting you might wee, so exciting,
so exciting, so exciting,

very good come on sing with me,
come now sing with me, proper crimbo,
ill take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo,
put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo
so exciting you might wee, so exciting, so exciting, so exciting

av a proper crim - bo