Walter Gretzky had a son
He grew up to be the great one
He came from Brantford Ontario
He liked Gordie Howe you know

Americans don't understand
The national sport of the north land
The world's fastest game they always dissin'
But they don't know what they are missin'
If they'd just watch Wayne Gretzky play
Then they'd watch hockey everyday
Actually I like the Hawks
But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

When I lived in Edmonton
He made us the City of Champions
With Jari and Semenko by his side
He filled our frigid city with pride
Then he moved out to L.A.
To help bring hockey to the U.S.A.
Everyone hated Peter and Janet
For trading the best player on the planet
They traded him and sure enough
He took the Kings to the Stanley Cup
Actually I like the Hawks
But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

He came from Brantford Ontario
His rival's name is Mario
Actually I like the Hawks
But boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks