I woke up Monday morning and
I looked up on the wall
The bedbugs and mosquitoes
Were playing a game of ball.

The score was nine-to-nothing,
The skeeters were ahead.
The bedbugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed!
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Eenie meenie and a-miny-mo
Catch a whippersnapper by the toe
And if he holler hollers don't you let him go
Singing eenie-meenie and a-miny-mo

My father gave me a nickel,
My mother gave me a dime
My sister has a boyfriend
Who looks like Frankenstein

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My father is a lawyer,
My mother is a spy
And I'm the little puppy
Who told the FBI!

[Chorus]

I went down to the kitchen
I ordered ham and eggs
I ate so many pickles
That the juice ran down my leg

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I went into the sewer
And that is how I died
They didn't call it murder
They called it "sewer-side!"