Miss Suzy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Suzy went to heaven
the steamboat went to-
Hello operator, please give me number 9
and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your-
Behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little-
Ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their-
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the hive
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
The dark is like a movie, the movie's like a show
A show is like a T.V. show and that is all I KNOW KNOW KNOW!
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra
[there are 2 alternative endings I know]
1. She dyed her hair all purple, she dyed her hair all pink, she died her hair all polkadot and washed it down the sink
2. My ma gave me a nickel, my pa gave me a dime
My sister gave me her boyfriend, who kissed me all the time
My ma took back the nickel, my pa took pack the dime
My sister took back the boyfriend, and gave me frankenstein
He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor
He made me wash his un-der-wear so I kicked him out the door
I kicked him out of Canada, I kicked him out of France
I kicked him out of the USA without his underpants!