Here's A Little Diddy About A Good Guy I Know
He's Named The Heart Attack Man
And You Know He Weights In Pretty Heafty
My Man's Like Too Many Heaf...y...
(Laughing)
How Much He Weight?
(Laughing Laughing)
He's Like The Guy In The Heafty Bag Commerical
"Okay Okay, Let's Take It From Here"

Drink A Six Pack And Then You Play Som Ball
Walking Down The Stairs And Then He Starts To Fall
Add On Two Joints And He Starts To Sweat
Two Hundred Seventy Five Punds That You Can't Forget

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Spend All Your Money On Your Health Insurance Plan
Heart Attack Heart Attack Man
Keep On Getting Bigger Because You Know That You Can

Why Do You Force Yourself On Top Of That Girl
Laugh With All Your Buddies Because It's A Man's Man's World
Someday That Shit Will Come Back To You
Throwing Your Weight Around And Your Shit Is Through

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Going Nowhere Got No Master Plan
Heart Attack Heart Attack Man

Weighs In At Two Seventy Five
Yeah My Man Is Lucky To Be Alive
Smokin' And Drinkin' Too
My Man The Heart Attack Man
Is Gonna Be Running Over You
Got No God Damn Respect
Yeah Had To Put The Big Big Bitch In Check

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Lungs Full Of Tar And A Stomach Full Of Spam
Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
Time To Change Your Ways Heart Attack Man

"Oh What Do We Know About Partying Or Anything Else"