Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever
was free. So when he turned ten, he
packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a
boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons

and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner
to harpoon tuna and get real buff.
The Captain he said, "There's danger ahead, we need some brave men to
sail and then, we'll find us those pirates,
stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again."
Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in
the seven seas, he'll know what
to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags
and scurby dogs are crushed under his
foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the
Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail
away, hey, hey!
Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick.
Some kind of action he wanted as he
searched the seas, for everyday was the same old... stuff. The night he
felt like jumping ship but then he heard a
crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk,
onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their
swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the
tiny buccaneers caught us by
surprise as we tried to battle back.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers,
triumphantly he ran away!