I thank me, I thank you
I thank Dixie and Pete too
I thank Teddy for a sweet scene

Eddie for the jokes inbetween
I thank me, I thank you
I thank Ollie and Chris too
I thank Janet for the meat pies
Snibbley for the soldering iron blues

I thank Heather for the waterfall
And Georgie for his Yankee drawl
And Cassie is a gas with his
"Wo issen das?", Mr. Dream

I thank Nicky for the record machine
I thank Ricky for the discount between
I thank Eric for his Hotlegs
Kev and Lol for Billy Bean's Machine