CHORUS:
Get down on all fours, open your back door
Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood
Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater
I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leather

I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine
Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick
I'm such a slut I've tried everything
I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King
That ain't shit compared to what I've done
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun
So I got a idea, little boys listen here
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla
We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw

(CHORUS)

Two cocks one poosy, all three pretty juicy
More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy
Your mama looks like Tina Yothers
But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers
We'll take turns givin' ya head
You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread
Stick your dick up in my coochie
I never thought I'd feel so bougie
I'll shove my nipples into your eyes
While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise
I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait
I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait
Playin' this game me and you together
Dress him all up like a daddy of leather
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!

Oooh this dick tastes like shit
LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!
Oooh this clit makes me sick
LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!! (x2)