(Joe Perry, Ralph Mormon)
When the Train leaves the station
Everybody's got to be on board
Get on board-all aboard

Get on board-all aboard

We got a smokin' locomotive
Rollin' on that party track
Heart attack-party-track
Heart attack-party-track

Chorus:
It's a rockin' train, funky thing
On your way, on the train tonight
On your way, on the train tonight

When you hear that whistle blow
Got to get your ticket right on time
Get in line, right on time
Get in line, right on time

We'll get a full head of steam
And keep a smokin' tokin' down the line
Feelin' fine, down the line
Feelin' fine, down the line

Chorus.

When the Train leaves the station
Everybody's got to be on board
Get on board-all aboard
Get on board-all aboard

We got a smokin' locomotive
Rollin' on that party track
Heart attack-party-track
Heart attack-party-track

Chorus.
End.