You like a black and blue face
So you can look in good standing
Just a fucking disgrace

Your whole life is tragic
Wear a mask of staples
To keep your face from falling off
If you like broken noses, I'll gladly break yours for free

"Too much is not enough, I wanna be Cassiopeia!"
A modern day Sears Ms. Frankenstein
Slash and burn away the facial diarrhea
Your getting older but your look just fine

Just the paradise blues
You're a piece of dogshit!
Give your ass the boot
Suck it out, new and improved

Just a little bit more painful bodily traction
To heal the wounds of future shrine
Pulling off your very own Michael Jackson
It's like being alive in formaldehyde

Vanity Fair Blackout!
Now you're dead to the world
Let me bust a cap out
To put you out of your misery, Girl