When the moon shines on the cow shed
And we're rollin' in the hay
All the cows are out there grazing
And the milk is on its way

Chorus:
I am a cider drinker
I drink it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay

It's so comely in the kitchen
The smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze blows past the farmyard
You can smell the cow sheds too
When those combine wheels stops turning
And a hard day's work is done
There's a pub around the corner
It's the place we have our fun

Chorus:
I am a cider drinker
I drink it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay

Now dear old Mabel, when she's able
We take a stroll down lover's lane
And we'll sink a pint of Sproffey
And we'll play old natures game
But we end up in the duck pond
The pub is sized to close
With me breeches full of tadpoles
And the newts between me toes

Chorus:
I am a cider drinker
I drink it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay (x3)

Let cider be the spice of life!