Joe Millionaire he lived a life that was fair
He worked construction
all though he wasn't happy there
But down in the alley at the street fair
he saw a necklace with a vodoo charm of monkey hair

he was so alone, so alone
now these women may competing for him

Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv
I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me
but maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest American Idols
having someone else create myself
but I don't watch much tv
(thats just me)
the only thing thats real this time is me
(this time)
me
(this time)
me
(this time)
me

Justin was fair he looked good in curly hair
then he got lucky with Kelly
and made a movie there
In Hollywood, nows hes got a record deal
But he was never too satisfied with the songs he still
so why don't you
sell your own
sell your own
Wait a minute we forgot that he don't care

Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv
I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me
but maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest American Idols
having someone else create myself
but I don't watch much tv
(thats just me)
the only thing thats real this time is me
(this time)
(this time)

I just laugh it off
(everytime I see somebody on the television)
I just laugh it off
(everytime I see another bachelor or some story)
I just laugh it off

So it was fun we had this great little song
until it went number 1 and then tomorrow gone
then all we could see when we came up for air
just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair

Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv
I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me
but maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest American Idols
having someone else create myself
but I don't watch much tv
(thats just me)
the only thing thats real this time is me
(this time)
me
(this time)
me
(this time)
me
(thats just me)

I just laugh it off
I just laugh it off
(this time)
(this time)