I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY
I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT
YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT
YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM
THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT