FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM
THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF
THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE

PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE

INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN
I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND
I THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID
I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING

INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING