I was a Teenage Morticia and my face was painted white
I was a Teenage Morticia and I only came out at night

I was a Teenage Morticia and my dress was black
I was a Teenage Morticia and I talked to cats
I was a Teenage Morticia and my mind was wide and deep
I was a Teenage Morticia and I sacrificed a sheep
I'm a Teenage Morticia, I hang out in my cellar,
I got cobwebs in there and the spiders from Hell yeah.
Andrew Eldritch, Father Ted and Lemmy out of Motorhead
Are people who wear cool threads, and I'm the walking living dead, oh yeah.