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All, all, all the time
All, all, all the time

[Verse 1]
I met her at The Spin
She said her favorite book was "Catcher In The Rye"
It grabbed me by surprise
Had to take a second look, thought I saw some magic in her eyes
Disco lights were playin' tricks all night
She said, "If it's all right
I'd like to buy you a bottle
Of Heineken are you
Old enough to even be drinkin'?"
I laughed to myself, 'cause I can read what she's thinkin'
But she shocked me when she said, "you don't need to be winkin'
At these other chicks," she said that she could work the dick
Said she liked it from the back, and she loves to lick
Now I usually get a kick from a broad talkin' dirty
But something just didn't click, plus my plane leaves early
But dammit she lookin' thick, she's still being flirty
She said that I could meet her at the hotel at 3:30
Don't wanna risk it, can't stand to be wrong
But she said that she'd be waiting with no panties on
Danny's gone!

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[Verse 2]
She said her hotel was down the street
I left the club an hour later, she was sound asleep
She was startled by the sound of my feet, I knocked softly
So the manager would not toss me
Out on the curb, I'm twenty minutes late, gonna cost me
She offered me a bagel and a cup of coffee
I said "naw", she's shoving her tongue down my throat
She said she really wanted to rock my boat
She said I'm not supposed to do a thing, just relax
She was lickin' my neck, yo she was kissin' my back
Then she said, "Let's get down to the nitty-gritty"
I pulled my pants down, whipped out the itty-bitty
She said, "Damn Danny, either you're cold
Or you have the penis size of a five-year-old"
She said she likes to have it all the time
But she never met a dude with a dick that was smaller than mine
That's fucked up

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