Go Go.......Go on love
it's my birthday
you look tarty love
its my birthday
i'll buy you a bacardi love

it's my birthday
and you know i'm having a love its not my birthday
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You can find me in da pub wit a pint of bud
look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

When i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
whin i hit the bar it's ten pint fore i'm over
i came to watch the game cause i'm a blackburn rover
and i'm munching M&Ms while i'm downing smirnova
but only noting changend cash down bottoms up
and i got a papercut for rolling my rizzla up
if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp
cause i fell down my stairs and now i walk with a limp
in the back bits of Watford they say fifty you're hot
they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot
but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you i'm crazy
cause once i was drunk and humped the statue of a lady
but i'm fully focused now
tea and coffee on my mind
got a part time job in the daily grind
and this girls yeah
she loves my hair
she likes my car
her boyfriends fit but she's ugly too righht

[Chorus 2x]

You can find me in the pub
with a pint of bud
look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gats stubbed

My girlfriends mum gave me the cash
that bought me all my fancy stuff
my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste
look mate i'm tied down but i ain't changed
and you should love it way more than i hate it
your like my dad's fashion outdated
i'm that bloke by the bar when i'm on my round
your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound
when the beats start pumping i get my macarena on
my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song
if the roofs on fire someone dial 999
and if you wanna have frank love
it isn't a crime
i'll tell you what i tell every girl
your fit
nice hair
if you don't want to rush it
here's another red square
or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a Kronenburg
they'll now where we ****ing be,yeah

[Chorus 2x]

You can find me in the pub
with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

Don't act like you don't now where i been either mum
in the pub all the time mum
it's time to pop off mum
burn unit