There's a brand new car in your driveway
And a blonde new girl in your bed
You've everything you ever wished for
Happy little bubblehead

And you can't fill it up with promises
You can't fill it up with lies
And you can't fill it up with business lunches
Oh but you can try
Who am I to criticise you?
Just a girl that you despise
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer life

There's a big house high on a hilltop
And another house in Spain
Mummy's little soldier's riding on the gravy train
And my you're looking lovely
May you stay forever young
May you never get a conscience
About the things that you have done

Who am I to criticise you?
Just a girl to twist the knife
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer life

Who am I to criticise you?
Just a girl that you despise
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer life

This is your designer life
You and your designer life