Imagine this, Selassie tell di dread dem seh him a nuh GOD
Imagine this, you see him a issue out soap and rag
Imagine this, you see him wid a Moschino catalogue
Imagine this, you ask him if him nyam pork and him nod

Imagine this, dem ketch Seaga a shoot up a funeral
Imagine this, Porsha feel up Lexxus a mineral
Imagine this, dem see Muta inna shoes, him ginal
Imagine this, mi sight PJ wid a hottie hottie gal

Imagine this, Puff Daddy deh yah a sell sugar cane
Imagine this, Eve leff har husband fi Baby Wayne
Imagine this, Capleton deh pon a flight a go Spain
Imagine this, when him look nuh Beenie man a fly di plane

Chorus:
Absent mind send you many places
Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces
Absent mind mek you see nuff sign
Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime

Imagine this, you meet a girl over Hillshire sand
Imagine this, she inna tights and sittin buff lacka yam
Imagine this, one month run off pon har you spend couple gran
Imagine this, when something fi run it is a man

Imagine this, all church people stop mek noise
Imagine this, pastor Blair a badman under disguise
Imagine this, all di President Dodus baptize
Imagine this, di shotta dem a swarm church like flies

Chorus:
Absent mind send you many places
Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces
Absent mind mek you see nuff sign
Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime

Imagine this, Papa Biggy and Bubbler inna bed
Imagine this, is a wig Sizzla have pon him head
Imagine this, Tony Rebel deh jail fi tief egg
Imagine this, you just win all di lotto and dead

Chorus:
Absent mind send you many places
Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces
Absent mind mek you see nuff sign
Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime

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rept. chorus