I wanna be a lounge dummy
And watch the world from my settee
Cos I'm so cute, they're so ugly
Remote control makes my heart bleed

Religion and beauty queens
Come on down the refugees
Cos money grows on gameshow trees
And the soaps never get too dirty

I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna be a lounge dummy
I wanna be a lounge dummy

Going out makes me uptight
I think I'll stay at home tonight
Dinner's in the microwave
From my???

I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna say I'm home, honey
I wanna be a lounge dummy

Count to 10 and close my eyes
Promise you won't tell me lies
Count to 10 and close my eyes
Promise you won't tell me lies

I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna say I'm home, honey
I wanna be a lounge dummy

Dummy
Dummy

Just wanna be a lounge dummy
I just wanna be a lounge dummy
Just wanna be a lounge dummy