Open the door, Richard,
Open the door and let me in,
Open the door, Richard,
Richard why don't you open the door?

Open the door, Richard,
Open the door and let me in.
Open the door, Richard,
Richard, why don't you open the door?
I'm standing here diggin' in my hip-pocket,
And I'm stand-in' here scratch-in' in my pants-pocket,
And I'm standing here grop-in' in my coat pocket,
And I just can't find that key.

Open the door, Richard,
Open the door and let me in,
Open the door, Richard,
Richard why don't you open the door?
Open the door?