I'm dealing with it everyday
it just keeps getting in my way
I've seen it from every angle
and it's always in a tangle

At first I tried to dippity doo
Now I'm using Elmers Glue
But I just cannot fight the funk
because I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!
I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

Manic panic's on sale at the mall
punk in a jar, kids, let's not stall
We'll show our colors on weekends
cause we've got nothing to defend
Let's get drunk, and smash the state
as long as we're not home too late!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!
I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'm going nowhere, I don't care
as long as I have cool nose rings
As long as I have punk rock hair
just like I saw on MTV
As long as there are punk rock bands
I'll just keep my head in the sand

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!
I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

(Where's my hairspray?)