There´s a few straight guys i know
They wanna know who plays the women´s role
I shake my head and say it´s not like that

Some guys have the imagination of a doormat
Our roles are not cast in stone
We trade of getting boned
Cause we´re versatile
There´s a few straigth guys i´ve known
There´s a few straigth guys i´ve blown
They like women and make sure you don´t forget it
But they´ve got a burning desire to GET IT
They want to know how taking it feels
Like Pete Townshend when he revealed
He´s versatile
There´s a few straigth guys i know
Tired of the traditional roles
There´s nothing like a good vibrator
To jump start a bored masturbator
Maybe dildo would enrish their lives
They could explain to their girlfriends and wives
They´re versatile