(Cell phone rings)
Hello. If Simon, press one, if Milo, press two.
(Beep) Simon, I thought about the talk last night.
There's just one thing I have to say¦
IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU
I recall the way that Stephanie said to me callously
It's not me it's you
And I remember just how Julianne held my hand headline ran
It's not me it's you
Seems the old equation's holding true one from two equals blue
and nice guy's always lose

First we're stuck like glue
Then you say we're through
All that you can tell me is that
It's not me it's you

Hey, it's not me it's you
Na Na Na...
It's not me it's you

I can see the day that Minnie-Mae walked away heard her say
It's not me it's you
And how could I forget how Caroline's name was signed dotted line
It's not me it's you

Share the blame I do
Relationships take two
But all that you can tell me is that
It's not me it's you

Hey, it's not me it's you
Na Na Na...
It's not me it's you
Na Na Na...
It's not me it's you

Minnie, if we don't make it out of this thing I want you to know that I really did love you
"I know Simon it's just that..."

Isn't life a game of touch and go
Girls talk high boys talk low
It's not me it's you
Voices ring and echo psycho-show memories flow
Now sing low
It's not me it's you

Prophecy came true
Message coming through
Click on ICQ
Parting words of love denied are...

It's not me it's ...YOU